“THE DONALD”

Wi’ Sunday lunch we normally
Hae a gless o wine or beer
But “The Donald” is makin’ changes
It’s all gone kinda’ queer.

It’s Dettol and ice cocktails
Or Jeyes fluid wi’ a twist
The Covid’s no gonna get me
But I’m struggling tae get p….d!

So drink up yir bleach and cola
Or the Paraquat carafe.
O ma veins are fair shinin’
Bugger ma lugs hae jist fa’in aff

So please stay safe ma trusty friens
And hae a drink wi’ me
But dinnae touch that Donald dram,
The chances are ye’ll dee.

Abernethy’s B****y Poet Laureate