Abernethy, Aberargie and Dron News

Last date for submissions

31st October 2022

Date of publication

1st December 2022


The weeds are knee high
Long gress isni cut
Roads full o’ pot holes
Public cludgies a’ shut
But we care not a jot
Cos we’re the Cooncil

There’s areas of “No Mow”
Tae save all the bugs
Full ragwort that could kill
All oor cats and oor dugs
But we care not a fig
Cos we’re council

The drains are a’ fu’
Wi’ leaves and wi’ glaur
Causin’ roads tae a’ flood
Divertin’ travellers tae whaur
Do we care? – No
Cos we’re the Cooncil

138k – this big pile o’ cash
Is the Chief Executive’s pay
Runnin’ a council in debt
Poorly run day by day
We don’t care
Cos we’re the Cooncil

J.S. Wan & P.T.M. Iller